SHOP OF THE MONTH - GLASS AVENUE
1 - NAME OF RETAILER
GLASS AVENUE
2 - RETAILER LOCATION
NEWPORT BEACH, SYDNEY
3 - RETAILER WEBSITE
4 - NAME OF INTERVIEWEE
RABBIT
5 - WHAT SABRE STYLE DEFINES YOU, AND WHY?
BEEN RUNNING THE MADNESS CAUSE SOME DAYS I LIKE EMO STRIPES AND OTHER DAYS I LIKE OLD SCHOOL BLACK AND WHITE.
6 - BEST SALES LINE USED TO SELL SABRE?
‘MY MATE WILL TAKE YOU OUT IF YOU BUY THEM. IT WORKED AND THEY ARE STILL TOGETHER. ALL CAUSE OF SABRE.’
7 - THIEVES, DO YOU CALL THE COPS OR PARENTS?
COPS, CAUSE IF YOUR KIDS ARE STEALING, YOUR ALREADY A SHIT PARENT.
8 - FAVORITE YOUTUBE CLIP?
REGGIE MILLER DROPPING 25 ON THE KNICKS IN THE FOURTH QUARTER. CONFERENCE FINALS IN THE GARDEN. NOTHING BIGGER. HE WAS THE MAN.
9 - WHO WOULD WIN A FIGHT BETWEEN A NINJA TURTLE AND A POWER RANGER?
NINJA TURTLE BECAUSE A POWER RANGER DOESN’T HAVE THE DISCIPLINE OR INNER STRENGTH. ALL FLASH WITH THEIR GAY NEON OUTFITS AND HOMO SPACE WEAPONS. TURTLES HAVE GAME.
10 - LAST WORD, VERBAL VOMIT FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN TO SPILL YOUR GUTS......
A MAN IS A SUCCESS IF HE GETS UP IN THE MORNING AND GETS TO BED AT NIGHT, AND IN BETWEEN HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS TO DO.